Monday, October 09, 2006

Why can't I be Zoe Kravitz?

Lenny and Zoe Kravitz, Kanye and Alexis and Karl Lagerfeld at the Chanel Spring-Summer Ready To Wear show in Grand Palais in Paris.

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source: Young, Black, and Fabulous

I would talk about Kanye's ensemble but now is not the time. Right now we're talking about Zoe Kravitz.


If I was Zoe Kravitz, I would be working my way up on the Young Hollywood hierarchy. I would have ALREADY hooked up with Chris Brown AND Evan Ross. I'd be movin up. Rupert Grint's mobile number would have been in my sidekick for MONTHS now. Fucking Channing Tatum would be calling my cell phone all the time and be like "Listen, I know I'm older than you but.." God, can you imagine her life? Her mother is Lisa freaking Bonet. Her father is Lenny Kravitz. I know it must tough not having your parents together, and not having that solitary unit of family but DAMN. I'd be milking it for all it's worth. LOOK AT HER. She is gorgeous. She's got that whole black Sienne Miller pre-haircut thing going on and she's standing next to KARL LAGERFELD and Kanye West and she's not even fazed by it! She's just like, "Oh look it's Karl Lagerfeld. Hmm. Oh, hello photographers. I'll just stand here and look cute with my black sunglasses and my skinny black pants and take pictures with Dad, Karl, and Kanye. I wonder what expensive outfits I'll get today".

Her life
- eat
- sleep
- shop
- drink
- fly to fashion shows

Zoe Kravitz's Photo Diary

"Here's my Dad and I at another event. I love my dress. I wonder if Balenciaga makes a bag to go with it. Mom will find out."


"Here we are again at the same event. You know, everyone hates the paparazzi, but I don't really mind them. I need to buy some more black Chanel nail polish."


"Oh, here's my Dad and I with Alica Keys. She's so great. We went shopping the other day. That reminds me I need to buy more Sass and Bide jeans."



Damn it. Damn it. I need to get out of this town.

5 comments:

Juicy said...

Nice Blog!


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Anonymous said...

i think about other things besides clothes you know...

Anonymous said...

and yes this is really me.

Erin T. said...

lol yeah right!!

LaSporty said...

Your blog, and what you wrote about Zoe, has been posted in a Norwegian online newspaper, so I went to check it out :) Well written ;) That girl got it good ey :D
But... be yourself and be happy :) Life's too short to be miserable and envious of others. Take care!
-h-