Saturday, December 16, 2006

Joey Fatone might do Dancing with The Stars



Joey Fatone, one of the oft-forgotten members of ‘NSync (SCREW YOU, WHOEVER WROTE THAT, I NEVER FORGET JOEY), said this morning that he will be one of the celebrities on Dancing with the Stars 4. His announcement follows ABC's refusal to confirm or deny the participation of other celebrities.

Joey called in to the Monsters in the Morning radio show on Real Radio 104.1 in Orlando, where he lives, to talk about how he’s working this morning to build a playground for kids. When the Monsters asked him what he was working on, he said he wasn’t supposed to talk about it, but “I might possibly be doing Dancing with the Stars.”

He noted that people wouldn’t exactly be tuning in to watch him, but said, “I like doing it because it’s challenging,” adding that he wasn’t looking forward to the wardrobe. “Can you imagine me wearing those stupid tuxes?”

Joey also revealed that producers have asked him to appear on the show every season, but, he said, “I’ve turned it down” those first three times. So why agree to do the fourth season? “Well, it’s kind of popular now,” he said. And, unlike some of his fellow former band members, he kind of isn’t (no really, fuck you dude).


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If this was any other celebrity, I'd be like "Dancing with the Stars? Really?", but because I am an *NSYNC STAN I really wouldn't mind seeing 1/5 of them on television every week.


Joey's BIG ASS HOUSE on Cribs


I totally didn't realize the astronomical amount of money Chris, Justin, Lance, JC, and Joey would have. *NSYNC was riding high for a good while.

Mcgosling!!

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling at some event blah blah blah whatever they look cute








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I guess the pink hair and the pornstache are for movie roles but in my head, Ryan has to grow that ridiculous thing on his face for a movie, and he felt kind of embarrassed so Rachel was all, "Baby, I'll put pink streaks in my hair so we can share the weird looks."

I love McGosling.

Justin Guarini is now a white dude named Kip

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now:

Same nose, different hair



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Nice lace front wig. I wonder if Kelly Clarkson returns his calls.

Monday, December 11, 2006

I never thought that'd it be so simple but



I love how Drake Bell's all hipster now. I'm not trying to be a bitch, I really do love it.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Bring On the Last High School Dance



Corbin Bleu has the worst fashion sense ever. I mean, EVER. you should see his photoshoots - this was the least horrendous of all them. But he's cute. I mean, I think he should cut his hair a tid bit. And stop wearing hoop earrings (gah) and dumb shirts with faded jeans. But I'd date him. lmao we could do a DCOM together. Something that involves dancing. We would live in a lower class neighborhood and go to a performing arts high school (lmao I'm in the visual arts program but I really want to DANCE). The performing arts school from across town (the rich one) challenges us to a talent-off because they always beat us during the annual dance-singing-blah blah blah competition but this year there was a tie. And the winner of the talent-off recieves a check for $25,000! And that would help the visual arts program buy paint and paintbrushes! And dektol! And Adobe Photoshop! Corbin sees me in the gym one day listening to my MP3 player singing and dancing and he's like "Chloe (that's my name in the movie)! You need to be in the talent-off! We need you blah blah blah" and I'm like "No, I can't! I'm insecure and self-conscious! Besides my mother was a musician and she ran off and left my father to raise me and my little brother all by himself! I can't do it. Besides you're really cute and I have no self-esteem because I wear glasses and long skirts so go away please." But he wins me over by telling me we could use the money for the visual arts program and we start practicing for the competition, and I get really into it and into him. We go out to get ice cream and stuff (this is the Disney Channel, ok? Teenagers do not have hormones). But what happens when my father finds out? And what happens when one of the rich girls from the other school gets their hooks into Corbin?

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Californiiiia




Anyone, EVERYONE with a Nielson box, please watch The OC. I'm serious. I want them to be able to finish out the season with 22 episodes, and it's not looking so good right now. Which sucks, because this season has had some of the best written episodes of its entire run.

I want to see Ryan Atwood in a functional relationship for more than two episodes dammit.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Pinky and Stinky :(

Justin snubs Britney in a nightclub



Justin Timberlake bumped into his ex Britney Spears at a Los Angeles nightclub - and ignored her.


The former sweethearts met for the first time since Britney filed for divorce from Kevin Federline at top nightspot Hyde last Thursday but the SexyBack singer kept as far away from her as he could.

A source told gossip website X17online: "Justin stayed on the dance floor the whole night and avoided Britney like the plague." Britney - who celebrated her 25th birthday on Saturday - has become a regular at the club since her split from Kevin, the father of her two sons, 15-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, three months.

Justin was out without his long-term girlfriend Cameron Diaz, who is currently promoting her Christmas movie The Holiday.

Britney and Justin met as children when they starred on The Mickey Mouse Club. The couple began dating when Justin was part of the hugely successful boy band 'N Sync years later.

They were together for several years before splitting in 2002.

-Bang! Showbiz

Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3890440a1860,00.html


A moment of silence for what once was Britney and Justin. And I bring you youtubes (thanks Erin!)



Dreamgirls premiere




I really wish Beyonce would stop being so...Beyonce all the time. She's really gorg when she's not "on"


Jennifer looks really good. Man, her hair looks fantastic. Look at how shiny and bouncey it is! Damn! Her skin is flawless, too. Forget Zoe Kravitz, I think I want to be Jennifer Hudson.


Lenny Kravitz. I wonder if he took Zoe with him. Ahem.


"You're being presumptuous, because we're not together anymore. And I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir." LOL @ Tracy Edmonds in the background


Queen Latfiah with too much fur on (H.A.M.)


Terrence Howard. With a beaver pelt or something on his suit. Giggle. Snort.


Anika Noni Rose. I feel bad that she's not getting any attention because of this whole Beyonce, Mama and Daddy Knowles vs. Jennifer thing, but she's really talented so she'll live.


Why does Beyonce look so angry?


Oh. That's why.


Why are Jamie Foxx's lips always so ashy?



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Saturday, December 02, 2006

He is not real.



Daniel Henney and some unimportant chick Hyori in Korean Elle









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AHHHHHH! Excuse me.

Daniel Henney is a cyborg. Someone created him in lab. Until I see proof that he is human, I'll believe otherwise. There is no way a person can be that fine. No way. HE IS PERFECT. LOOK AT HIM.

I am thisclose to putting my head on that girls body in photoshop and taping up the pictures in my locker. I don't even have a locker.

Oh and the girl is supposed to be a Korean pop star who likes copying people's songs.

I still wish I was Zoe Kravitz

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