why must you one up me Zoe?

I finally get my college acceptance letter and what do I happened to stumble upon?

Oh. Zoe Kravitz's in Elle magazine. ELLE MAGAZINE. I knew about Jalouse, but Elle?



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Congrats. When you're voted Choice Hottie by the Teen Choice Awards and Marc Jacobs ask you to be his new "muse" and Chris Brown is sending you naked Sidekick pictures and you're all, "Oh wow. This is all so much to handle", remember: I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU

Alica, John, and Jessica in NYC

Alicia and John during their concert at Madison Square Garden

Oh. OH. He looks BAD.








John and Jessica after the concert




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Alicia looks great as usual (of late). But Jessica? Dang! this new brunette hair is doing her some favors. She has never looked so...sophisticated. I can't even hate on her anymore.


I don't know what's going on with you, John.