I really do not have the time.

I can't take this John Mayer. I am going through some things right now and I really don't have the time or the patience FOR YOU TO GET FINE AGAIN.




....

Y'all.

Y'ALL! This is ridiculous! He cannot do that! He looked like a hot mess for at LEAST 5 months and then all of a sudden he looks like that? No. No no no no no no no. You cannot do that, you cannot look like that and date Jessica SIMPSON AHHHH!!!!!! Oh god he looks delicious. He's lost weight. I could fucking run my hands through his hair unnnnnnnnnghghghghghg


THAT

to


(lol look at Jessica)

source: ONTD

The paparazzi follow Disney stars now?

We all knew Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were going out. It was a given.

But we did not know they were humping.

THEY WENT ON VACATION TOGETHER TO HAWAII.




He is grabbing his junk in front of her.


HE IS GRABBING HIS JUNK IN FRONT OF HER.










source & VAO


It's hard not to smell PUBLICITY STUNT all over this. That this was planned to get all of the "Zanessa" fans in a tizzy for the upcoming sequel and to buy the dvd, soundtrack, bedsheets, toothpaste, tampons, whatever Disney puts out to make EVEN more money from this franchise (but still only pays its stars two cents and a banana). But they actually seem to genuinely LIKE each other, so whatever.