i'm late.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AgyIEnBRE

um. This video is beautiful?

It's like seeing a unicorn in real life.

I logged on this morning and saw something about Mariah and Nick on MSNBC. I didn't know MSNBC did gossip pieces, but whatever.

In the month since Nick Cannon’s became Mr. Mariah Carey, he’s racked up some high-priced purchases. But who’s really paying for them? According to the National Enquirer, all the designer duds and other treats come courtesy of his new wife’s bank account.

“Nick’s having a field day with Mariah’s moolah!” a friend of the diva told the Enquirer. “His head is spinning with the possibilities her black Amex card affords. For now, Mariah is being indulgent with his spending spree, but at the same time, it’s sent up a red flag.”

Shortly after the wedding, the actor-rapper was even seen test-driving a $120,000 Maserati Quattroporte. “He already has at least six luxury cars, including a Rolls-Royce Phantom and a Cadillac Escalade,” the insider said. “So why would he need another set of wheels? He’s taking advantage of Mariah’s generosity.”

Another Mariah pal points to Nick’s wedding bling, a heavily bejeweled band, as the sort of thing he expects Mariah to provide. “It’s garish and tacky — and yet another example of Nick’s extravagance at Mariah’s expense," the source told the magazine. “It’s as if Nick is trying to spend as much as he can as fast as he can — because deep down he knows the gravy train could stop at any time.”

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Well, durr to this last part. I'm pretty sure Nick knows whathe is doing. He's going to get all the $$$ and sneakers he can before this turns south. I don't really understand this relationship, BUT this is the happiest I've seen her ever. She is glowing in every picture I've seen her in ever since they've got married. I mean it could be because she is using some expensive ass moisturizer made up of baby foreskins or something, but I think it's because she's in loooooove.

Oh my Lord.

Corbin Bleu singing the national anthem. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. He sounds terrible.

What is going on with you!!

I don't know even what to say Zoe. You started out so good, you had so much potential. I wanted to be you. This haircut is stupid. You are wasting your head.







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Oh, Zoe. I'm disappointed.

Ben Foster and Zoe Kravitz were snapped at LAX the other day and uh, maybe she should have pulled her hat down more? This has nothing to do with her hair type, this has to do with the fact that it looks dry and damaged as hell!! And Ben is no help, because you know he probably thinks that her hair is "wash and go" hair anyway. For SHAME. I thought you were fiercer than this.




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gabriella montez.

I don't really care about Vanessa Hudgens. But I still want the chick's clothes.




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WHAT THE HELL!!! Why couldn't my mom have been some bitchy stage mother? I'm leaving school so I can star in a new DC Original Series called "Picture Perfect" about a spunky 16 year old girl named Addison who likes photography (and who can heal animals! Shh!!) and is in a garage band. Starring me, Tim Reid as my hardworking single father, Orlando Brown as my wacky older brother, and Twitty from Even Stevens as my secret crush who does lead vocals and guitar in the band.

Remember when Disney shows could just be about awkward preteens? No one had to secretly be a singer or live in a hotel or practice magic or anything like that.

I guess steven spielberg is more powerful than we thought.

Hollywood hunk Shia LeBouf and RnB sensation Rihanna are officially a couple, according to reports.

The pair – who were photographed enjoying a beverage at a bar last month– are now an item, but are taking things “slow.”

“It’s all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set,” an insider told Perez Hilton.

The report goes on to claim that LeBeouf took Rihanna out on a romantic date Tuesday at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills.



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Well played, Rihanna.

Oh. I see.

Zoe Kravitz with Ben Foster at the 3:10 to Yuma premiere.









We meet again.


I'm pretty sure Zoe is in a movie with Ben, and they are not dating because A) I would have heard about it by now and B)I would have already stroked out by now, because I have been in love with him ever since Flash Forward, TEN YEARS AGO.

And now Zoe Kravitz is pictured doing the whole "Oh, we're so fond of each other, look at us look into each other eyes" with him.

WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIIIIFE.

KeKe Palmer - Keep It Movin

Keke Palmer's weave game is on point. I want to be her. She is so cute. And also GET THAT RADIO DISNEY MONEY CHUUUUUCH. And omg who was the stylist for this video? Because every outfit she is wearing, even though they are kind of ridiculous, is cute as hale! I have nothing bad to say at all.

Also, I might be the only one who loooves Laurence Fishburne's performance in Akeelah and the Bee only because it's like Ike and Tina being reunited and Ike is just a liiiiiitle bit gay.